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portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

(Source: bustedbitmap, via stalkerkitten)

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we got new things! 1st a new actually big enough to see yourself in it mirror! unlike our previous tiny can barely fit your face mirror. and I’m slightly shiny in that picture cause I’m sweaty from trying to learn how to skate on these other things (Freeline skates). it’s so weird and nothing like any other skating thing I’ve done before. I’ve spent at least 3 hours total on these and still can’t do it right even though I can skateboard, rollerskate, snowboard, ripstick, wakeboard, and probably other similar things. Katy also got some clothing. a sweet skeletal dress and some outer space leggings. new stuff is fun.

Filed under me freeline skates shirtless mirror selfshot new stuff

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coldsteelpiercing:

These pieces are sooo beautiful! 2g “Indah Full Moon” plugs from Buddha Jewelry. These are Ebony with Abalone inlay and brass fittings. Such an amazing look!

Available for purchase and shipping!

(via drhquinn)